Some People Are Born To Write FORTRAN, Others Aspire To Write FORTRAN, But Most Have Writing FORTRAN Thrust Upon Them.

Some People Are Born To Write FORTRAN, Others Aspire To Write FORTRAN, But Most Have Writing FORTRAN Thrust Upon Them.

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Some people are born to write FORTRAN, others aspire to write FORTRAN, but
most have writing FORTRAN thrust upon them.

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Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks....
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
The determined programmer can write a FORTRAN program in any language.
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22...
Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for gutless people who can't decide whether they want COBOL or FORTRAN.
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.