Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft)
Someone throw Worf a milkbone, he's hungry again.
Someone wants to see me at four in the morning...What is he, a giant lark? -- Edmund : Money
Someone we regard highly comes closer to us when he performs an action unworthy of him - thereby he releases us from the calvary of veneration.
And starting from that moment we feel an attachment to h...
Someone who had begun to read geometry with Euclid, when he had learned the first proposition, asked Euclid, "But what shall I get by learning these things?
whereupon Euclid called his slave and said...
Someone whom you reject today will reject you tomorrow.
Someone who says they have never failed is either not telling the truth or not trying hard enough.
-- Ronald Davenpo...
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Someone write me a letter. I need to know that I'm still alive.
Some parts of the past must be preserved, and some of the future prevented at all costs.

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