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Real programmers are not in it for the money. Most of them are secret millionaires.
Real programmers aren't.
Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTO's.
Real Programmers can't change a car tyre; that's a hardware problem.
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
Real Programmers Collect Lint.
REAL PROGRAMMERS deal with assembly language the old-fashioned way ... ... they learn it.
REAL PROGRAMMERS disdain structured programming.
Real programmers do all their DTP work in DEBUG.
Real Programmers do it on the console panel.
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