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• Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
• REAL PROGRAMMERS deal with assembly language the old-fashioned way ... ... they learn it.
• REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
• It won't be covered in the book. The source code has to be useful for something, after all.
  .. :-) -- Larry Wall in <10160@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
• Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Real programmers like C because it's the only language they can spell
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....