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Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
Real programmers don't program in PASCAL. PASCAL is for pencil-pushing pinstripes who think structure is good and spontaneous hacks are bad.
Real programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is the hallmark of the novice or coward.
Real Programmers don't read the "Wall Street Journal"; they read dumps.
Real programmers don't use Fortran. Fortran is for wimpy engineers who wear white socks, pipe stress freaks, and crystallography weenies.
They get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear reacto...
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Real programmers don't write applications programs, they program right down to the BARE METAL.
Applications programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming....
Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
Real programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written in one line.
Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually no programmers write in BASIC after the age of twelve.

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