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• Real programmers don't change light bulbs.
• How many real programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Real programmers prefer LEDs....
• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Real programmers like C because it's the only language they can spell
• TV Truth: "Real Men" can punch a hole in a car window.