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Real men play hockey.
Real Men program in <solder
REAL men use EDLIN...
REAL MUSICIANS adjust their volume the old-fashioned way .
.. ... they turn it [to eleven! Owright!!!]....
eal operating system: n. The sort the speaker is used to.
People from the BSDophilic academic community are likely to issue comments like "System V?...
Real processors don't have segments.
Real programers use EDLIN to create Windows applications.
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because OCT 31 == DEC 25 !
-- Andrew Rutherford (andrewr@ucs.adelaide.edu.au)...
Real programmers are a figment of the imagination.
Real Programmers are always surprised when their car odometer doesn't turn immediately from 47777 to 50000.

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