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• REAL TEXANS curse the old-fashioned way ... ... the dern it.
• REAL BOSTONIANS decorate an apartment the old-fashioned way ... ... they fern it.
• REAL COOKS obtain butter the old-fashioned way ... ... they churn it.
• REAL WOMYN answer a man's advance the old-fashioned way ... ... they spurn it.
• REAL MUSICIANS adjust their volume the old-fashioned way .
  .. ... they turn it [to eleven! Owright!!!]....
• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
  ) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
• The folks at Smith-Barney do it "the old fashioned way".
• I get my castles the old-fashioned way. I conquer them.
• Remember, this isn't Pascal, this is REAL programming.
  -- 68000 Assembly language, techniques for building program...