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Real programmers know that good human factors design requires only the application of common sense.
Besides, no one cares about users. The program is written for aesthetic beauty....
Real programmers like C because it's the only language they can spell
Real programmers never deliver programs on schedule.
Either the program is "done" in two days or it is never finished....
Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month....
Real programmers never eat at restaurants. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it.
If it doesn't, they don't. Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches, either....
Real programmers never grow old. They suffer from burnouts, monumental crashes, or bugs in their DNA.
Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If any Real Programmers are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.
Real programmers never "write" memos on paper. They "send" memos via MAIL.
Real programmers practice safe HEX
Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time, But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.

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