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• Real Programmers use DEBUG <C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
• Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If any Real Programmers are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.
• Real Programmers do it on the console panel.
• Programmers do it all night.
• Real programmers do not clear registers twice before using them.
  In fact, if you annoy a real programmer, he/she won't clear the registers at all....
• BASIC programmers do it all over the place.
• Programmers will do it all night, but only if you are debugged.
• VM system programmers do it virtually all the time
• Real Users hate Real Programmers.