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Real programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was invented for pansy bed-wetters who are unable to think big.
Real programmers start with COPY CON PROGRAM.ZIP
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
Real Programmers think structured programming is a Communist plot.
Real programmers use "cat < a.out".
/* * Real programmers use cat > file.S */
Real Programmers use COPY CON FILENAME.EXE
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Real Programmers use DEBUG <C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Real programmers use MASM PROGRAM.ASM
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