Miscellaneous Collections

Real Programmers use Patch Cords!
Real programmers use punched cards.
Real programmers use TCC PROGRAM.CPP...error...error...er\COMM
Real programmers use undocumented DOS calls.
REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
Real programmers wrote game theory.
Real programs don't eat cache.
Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
REAL roleplayers cast Control Cthulhu.

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