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• Real Users hate Real Programmers.
• Real programmers are a figment of the imagination.
• Real programmers aren't.
• Real Programmers Collect Lint.
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• console n. 1. The operator's station of a mainframe.
  In times past, this was a privileged location that conveyed godlike powers to anyone with fingers on its keys....