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Real Programmers don't drink the Tequila - they just eat the worms.
Real programmers don't drive cars, or any other complicated mechanical contrivance.
Walking or bicycling are okay. If a real programmer's bicycle breaks down he has a technician fix it....
Real programmers don't drive clapped-out Mavericks.
hey prefer BMWs, Lincolns or pick-up trucks with floor shifts....
Real programmers don't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Real programmers eat whenever they want to, and only with food from vending machines....
Real programmers don't eat quiche. Real programmers don't even know how to spell quiche.
They like Twinkies, Old Coke, palate-scorching Szechwan food, and Tacos....
REAL PROGRAMMERS don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies.
And Szechwan food....
Real programmers don't have floppy disks.
Real programmers don't like the Team Programming concept.
Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer....
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes.
Real programmers don't program in BASIC. BASIC is for 12-year-old pimple-faced computer geeks who think Pac-Man is "cool".

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