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• TRIPLETS -- valuing seriously what was poked at you in fun.
• My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
• My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.
  -- Drake Sathe...
• B: Well, I'll tell you. I just got myself a paramour.
  A: A paramour??? At your age??? B: Sure. Why not at my age?...
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.
• I got this computer for my wife... WHAT A TRADE!
• My wife's on a diet. She used to be so fat every time she got into a taxi the driver rushed her to the hospital.
  She went to the health club and one week she lost fifteen pounds....
• SMILEY *-( Cyclops got poked in the eye