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  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
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• Is this all that's left of my life before me?
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  Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
  ' -- Erma Bombeck...
• My wife divorced me because I was having fries on the side.
• My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!