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• My mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates.
• A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium. -- Publiliu
• My .sig loves me.
• My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
• Nobody loves me but my mother, And she could be jivin' too. -- B. B. King -- blues lyric
• My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility.
  And besides, I think she hated me. -- Oscar Leva...
• Who loves me well, loves my dog also. -- Proverb
• Robopope: He loves God and hates crime!
• But oh! as to embrace me she inclin'd, I wak'd, she fled, and day brought back my night.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- On his Deceased Wife...