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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Namien lies to the southeast of your current position.
Nothing else can be seen save the empty waters of the ocean....
Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8)
Nancy = Millionaire, Tonya = Zilch
Nancy Reagan agreed to be the first artificial heart donor.
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. -- Johnny Carso
Nancy Reagan had a face lift. Joan Collins used a fork lift.
Nancy Reagan meets Ms. Manners: Just say No, thank you.
Nancy Reagan: "Say, Ron, didn't you call Ollie North a patriot?
Ronald Reagan: "I don't remember....
NANCY!! Why is everything RED?! -- Zippy the Pinhead

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