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Nanu nanu!
NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.
Napjerk: the sudden body convulsions as one is about to doze off.
Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.
Napoleon sat here and blew his Bonaparte.
Napoleon's troops fought in bright fields, where every helmet caught some gleams of glory
but the British soldier conquered under the cool shade of aristocracy....
NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe?
Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right....
Narcissism: You and your toilet paper share the same name. -- SLR
Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine.
Suddenly the telephone rings!...
Narrow-minded provincialism

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