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My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore, as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marri...
My parents went to Babylon 5 and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Bajor and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Cynosure and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to DS-9 and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
My parents went to Tehran and all I got was this lousy death shroud.
My parents went to the Tee-Shirt Shoppe and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!
My parents were first cousins -- that's why I look so much alike!
My past is my own. -- The Shadow (DC Comics)
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