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• I was a war baby. My parents took a look at me and started fighting.
• The older I get, the smarter my parents were. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex.
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  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
• Ah...Worf. We are so much alike you and I. Both warriors, orphans who found ourselves this family.
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• And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
• I'm not illiterate! My parents were married...
• Rush Limbaugh? No Thanks-My Parents Were Married