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My Publisher: "Yes, sooner or later, we all wake up dead!" -- Edward Abbey
My punishment is greater than I can bear. -- Old Testament -- Genesis iv, 13
My puppys' cuter than your puppy -- NYAH NYAH
My purpose in life is to slam a stapler against the forehead of American pop culture.
-- Weird Al Yankovic...
My purpose is, indeed, a horse of that colour. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act ii, Sc.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.
-- Al Capone (1899-1947)...
My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
My radio sings to the sounds of spacewaves.
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