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My rage is not malicious; like a spark of fire by steel enforced out of a flint it is no sooner kindled, but extinct.
-- Goffe...
My RAM's not what it used to be, so don't quote me.
My reality check bounced & they closed my account.
My reason is not framed to bend or stoop; my knees are. -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (1533-1592)
My refrigerator is an international area. There are French and Russians dressing in there all the time.
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
-- Albert Einstei...
My religion is to live - and die - without regret. -- Milarepa
My reputation grows with every failure: Shaw
My responsibility is to follow the Scriptures which call upon us to occupy the land until Jesus returns.
-- James Watt, in "The Washington Post", 24 May 1981...
MYRMIDON, n. A follower of Achilles -- particularly when he didn't lead.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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