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My pride fell with my fortunes. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc.
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My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.
My problem is not that I don't have my shit together.
I've always had my shit together. My problem is that I just can't lift it....
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. -- Errol Fly
My program can beat up your program.
my-program n. A gem of algoristic precision, offering the most sublime balance between compact, efficient coding on the one hand and fully commented legibility for posterity on the other.
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My psychiatrist is Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
My psychiatrist tells me to use mental floss.
My psycho-analyst is going to be out of a job.
My psychotherapist says I'm getting better...No really!
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