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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
My sole aim in publishing all my books has always been to do something useful by my industry, and if I can't achieve that, at least to do no harm.
-- Erasmu...
My sole literary ambition is to write one good novel, then retire to my hut in the desert, assume the lotus position, compose my mind and senses, and sink into meditation, contemplating my novel.
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My sole porpoise was entertainment.
My son, eat honey, for it is good. -- Proverbs 24:13
My son got his first part, playing a man who's been married for thirty years.
I told him to stick at it and next time he'd get a speaking part....
My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs i, 10
My son is 38 and he's still trying to "find himself.
I told him when he does it won't be such a big discovery....
My soul is on fire, I'm aflame with desire, which is why I perspire...
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. -- Ashleigh Brillia

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