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My .sig never lies.
My Sin Apps are missing.
My Sin: I once called Windows an Operating System.. a long time ago.
My sister claimed sexual harassment on the job, which was a little bit surprising, since she's a hooker.
-- George Mille...
My sister could make some black bread for you (Translation: Burned)
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call.
The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?" -- John Mendoza...
My sister's a Vassar graduate. Super-sophisticate. She used to drive with her legs crossed.
-- Ed Bluestone...
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. -- Steven Wrigh
My software can beat up your software.

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