Miscellaneous Collections

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My sex drive had a head crash.
My sex life is very bad. If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
My ship came in. Naturally it was the Kobayashi Maru.
My shock & waterproof, antimagnetic watch caught on fire.
My shoes are too tight. -- Londo
My_ side of the woods abounds in natural scenic splendor.
_Your_ side wallows in decay and filth. My territory is infinitely superior to yours....
My .sig can't come out today. It has a virus.
My sig contains my tiny version of the biohazard symbol.
[my sig has run off with the milkman...]
My .sig loves me.

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