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My role model, inspiration, and heroine is Morticia Addams. -- Siouxsie Sioux
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
-- Steven Wrigh...
My rubber duck keeps sinking...
My rule is to be true rather than funny. -- Bill Cosby
My rules apply only to other people, not myself.
My salad days, When I was green in judgment. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Antony and Cleopatra -- Act i, Sc.
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My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band. -- Steven Wrigh
My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!
Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT! -- Doonesbury...
My sentence is for open war. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii, Line 51
My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse
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