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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• For those who have better things to do with their time, but don't care.
• Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
• Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.
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• I never know what to get my father for his birthday.
  I gave him a hundred dollars and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier....
• Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
  Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...