My Parents Want Me To Get Married. They Don't Care Who Anymore, As Long As He Doesn't Have A Pierced Ear, That's All They Care About.

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My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore, as long as
he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about. I think men who
have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced
pain and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner