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My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure. -- Ashleigh Brillia
My politics are just to the right of Rush Limbaugh's.
My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My poor mouse only has one ball.
My position hasn't changed.
I am, uh, pro -- pro -- uh, prolife -- -- President George Bush, April 1992...
My position is that I understand from a medical situation, immediately after a rape is reported, that a woman normally, in fact, can go to the hospital and have a D and C.
At that time... that is be...
My powers are beyond your understanding!
My precept to all who build is, that the owner should be an ornament to the house, and not the house an ornament to the owner.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)...
My preferred programing language is solder, but I do the re-writes in VHDL. -- Dave Spring
My prejudices--not logical, but MINE!

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