Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My papa said son, don't let the man get you and do what he done to me. -- John Fogerty
My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.
-- Lane Kirkland...
My parakeet died. We were playing badminton. -- Danny Curti
My parents feel I was well conceived.
My parents looted L.A., all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air.
Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work....
My parents sent my brother through law school. He graduated.
Now he's suing them for wasting seven years of his life. -- Mike Binde...
My parents used to send me to spend summers with my grandparents.
I hate cemeteries! -- Chris Fonseca...

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