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• If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lo
  that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. -- Henry David Thoreau...
• If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lo
  hat is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them. Henry David Thoreau...
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
  The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops....
• In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
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• Conover: Oh, my. Hello, I'm Evan Conover with the US State Department.
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• I go to work to catch up on my sleep....
• Most of us have been at work for several hours now.