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My first Ez-reader reply!
My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
-- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility.
And besides, I think she hated me. -- Oscar Leva...
My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
My foolish parents taught me to read and write.
My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk said, "For room and board, sir....
My friend complained to the city about the scales they put out on the side walks.
My friend Data, you see things with the wonder of a child.
And that makes you more human than any of us. -- Yar, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3...

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