Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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My girlfriend and I fell in love with another woman over the phone.
My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain.
When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wri...
My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...
My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?!*&$#(@^&NO MARYER
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
-- Steven Wrigh...
My girlfriend gives good headache
My girlfriend gives me more error messages than my computer.
My girlfriend got a computer and modem -- now she's Shareware!
My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet stockings.
My girlfriend has a bald spot.

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