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My girlfriend wonders if I'll ever get off the computer.
My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus. -- The Lockho
My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.
-- Stephen Hawking...
My God! A conference-related question!
My God! Are we sure he was a liberal?" "Pretty sure.
They pulled him from a Volvo." -- Doonesbury...
My god! But I was only away two minutes!
-- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
My god can beat up your god!
My Goddess has no name -- Eris is just a frequent house guest.
My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending mail about softball games.
And I've got this pai...
My God! It's full of stars!

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