My Father Was Having A Lot Of Security Problems In His Lingerie Store Because Women Were Stealing Underwear In The Dressing Rooms.

My Father Was Having A Lot Of Security Problems In His Lingerie Store Because Women Were Stealing Underwear In The Dressing Rooms.

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My father was having a lot of security problems in his lingerie store
because women were stealing underwear in the dressing rooms. He installed
cameras in there. He's still getting ripped off but he makes it all back on
the video sales.
-- Danny Koch

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