Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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My girlfriend has blue eyes, golden skin, and long, plaid hair.
My girlfriend has CRAFT disease - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing!
My girlfriend is Schizo. She's good people, but...
My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something.
My girlfriend's father died of throat trouble. They hung him.
He used to work in a bank. But no matter how much the boss likes you, if you work in a bank you can't bring home samples....
My girlfriend's favorite erotic position is bending over my credit cards.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philip
My girlfriend used the computer and managed to format the BIOS.
My girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
My girlfriend was crushed by Bambi meets Godzilla...

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