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My friend Goo has a real time too; she always knows just what to do.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Steven Wrigh...
My friend Jones will vouch for me. How do we know that he can be trusted? Oh, I assure you he can.
My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ...
he first guy that gets your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?...
My friend Larry's in jail now. He got twenty-five years for something he didn't do.
He didn't run fast enough. -- Damon Waya...
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors.
The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper....
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -- Steven Wrigh
My friend Sappo was real depressed. He said, "I can't get any girls.
I said, "Don't worry, listen, tomorrow we're going swimming....
My friends, it is better to look good than to feel good. -- Fernando (Billy Crystal) on SNL
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will never, never surrender to what is right.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle speaking to the Christian Coalition abou...

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