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• There were bells, but I never heard them.
• Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang).
  ..Ah. (intrigued) What is it? ...A _stick_. -- Edmund, Queenie and Melchett : Potato...
• It is customary on these occasions for the groom to marry the bridesmaid.
  ..I assume you wish to honour this...? ...I do. -- Melchett and Baldrick : Bell...
• What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
  Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
• I must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage.
  But Father, surely... Yes, Kate. I want you to become a prostitute....
• Those evening bells! those evening bells! How many a tale their music tells Of youth and home, and that sweet time When last I heard their soothing chime!
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Those evening Bell...
• I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
  ..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a world of makebelieve.
  With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic frogs with funny little hats....