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My friends were poor but honest. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), All 's Well that Ends Well -- Act i, Sc.
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My friends...what are hot dogs? Chopped dog? No, they're chopped eyeballs, and what's better on eyeballs than A-1?
My friend thought he was not gonna make it. Then he started thinking positive.
Now he's positive he's not gonna make it. -- Brother Sammy Shore...
My friend tried to tell me that I had dyslexia, but I'm convinced he has it all backwards.
My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it is you who have moved away by standing still.
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
-- Steven Wrigh...
My fruit cake was damaged on one side.
My future's so bright....I need a flashlight.
My gawd, how the years fly. Stolidly middle-aged - when only yesterday I was young and eager and awed by the mystery of an unfolding world.
-- H. P. Lovecraft, 8/20/1926...
My girlfriend and I are expecting a little tagline.

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