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I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant.
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I wish I'd drunk more champagne. -- last words of Lord John Maynard Keyne
I wish I had a brand new castle... <WHUMP> -- Famous Last Word
I wish I had a dime for every time I've been called 'diminutive.
' I'm not - I'm just damn short. -- Michael J. Fox, actor....
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I wish I had a snappy Trek Tagline to put here...
I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick.
Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold. When someone came u...
I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and "rogue" sun.
That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, "Regular time?...
I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing. [SIGH]

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