Miscellaneous Collections

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I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he...
I woke up this morning... ( <- that's the entire song) -- A Short Blues, someone connected to Monty Python, perhaps Neil Innes?
I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
I woke up to discover it had all been a terrible film...
I wonder, are the San Francisco Giants moving to Florida to avoid the danger of earthquakes?
I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
I wonder how much this car will do? -- Famous Last Word
I wonder if a file is naked when you unzip it?
I wonder if angels believe in ghosts.
I wonder if anyone's ever started washing their hair and never stopped because they followed the directio
'Shampoo... rinse... repeat...'...

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