I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND
Superman away.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Superman away.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Related:
- I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988...
From the same category:
- Belief is the death of intelligence.
--
Robert Anton... - You say that now,
but try chewing a child the next time you're car sick... - bit, n:
A unit of measure applied to color. Twenty-four-bit color
refers to expensive $3 color as opposed to the cheaper 25
cent,
or two-bit, color that use to be available a few years... - Condom -
an apartment complex... - I get mail,
therefore I exist...
