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I wore black before it was cool.
I worked as a lumberjack for a lumber company. All of the trees were just 10 feet high and 1/4 inch thick.
We made paneling. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
I worked hard to get like this and I'm not changing.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
-- Steven Wrigh...
I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
I work for the IRS....give me all your money!
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
I work with User-Surly Software.
I worry about kids today. Because of the sexual revolution they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.
-- Lily Tomli...
I worship the ground that awaits you.
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