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  It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....
• I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it.
  It never does just what I want, But only what I tell it....
• I really wish my bust was smaller.
• If I knew what was in it, I probably wouldn't eat it.
• Sorry officer, but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY!