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I won't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
I won 't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm.
I won't let anything touch you in these golden years. -- David Bowie
I won't play 'Stupid' with Rush Limbaugh... Rush is MUCH better at it!!
I won't quarrel with my bread and butter.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
I won't say Dan Quayle is dumb, but when the light changed to "WALK," he abandoned his car and got out and started walking.
I won't say my wife is fat, but she's the only woman I know ... -- Benny Hill
I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with me unless you're going down.
-- Jack E. Leonard...
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't...

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