Miscellaneous Collections

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I win!" by U. Lose
I wired my dryer backwards, now it spits out extra socks.
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I wish Conservatives would be less liberal with their whining.
I wished, I never wished a wand of wishing. (Wishful thinking).
I wished now that I had gone to the restaurant across the street where the food had at least the merit of being tasteless.
-- Found on a company cafeteria doo...
I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president.
Then somehow I get myself elected president. ...
I wish I could leave you my most cherished possession - my faith in Jesus Christ.
For with Him you have everything; without Him you have nothing at all. -- Patrick Henry...
I wish I could remember where I parked my hard disk....

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