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I wish to complain about this parrot.
I wish to say what I think and feel today, with the proviso that tomorrow perhaps I shall contradict it all.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
I wish to show you how I feel, but am afraid to wield the double-edged sword that is emotion, for I do not wish to bloody you as I slice my own wrist.
I wish we could make our votes retroactive like Bill's tax plan.
I wish you all sorts of prosperity with a little more taste.
-- Alain Rene Le Sage (1668-1747) -- Gil Blas, Book vii, Chap. iv...
I wish you'd stabilize your pedestrian infrastructure, President. -- Borusa, Invasion of Time
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I wish you would read a little poetry sometimes. Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
-- Sir Anthony Hope Hawkins (1863-1933)...
I woke up and started folding my bed back into a couch and almost broke both my arms, because it's not one of those beds!
-- Steven Wrigh...
I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something wasn't right.
I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica....

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