Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I wish that Noah had swatted those two mosquitos.
I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it.
First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk....
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work. -- Gallaghe...
I wish there was something interesting to read down here.
I wish there were a cure for your personality.
I wish there were no such thing as taglines.
I wish these calculations had been executed by steam. -- Charles Babbage
I wish they all could be California girls.
I wish they could find a way to serve the same food on the ground that they serve on airlines, when you are up there in the sky.
I'm looking for a way to make my dog stop begging for scraps from the...
I wish this mirror had a better view...

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