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I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
I wish life had scroll-back - with cut and paste.
I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.
' -- J. R. R. Tolkien -- The Lost Road...
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd.
Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship....
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. -- Tom Lehre
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head.
That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat as much....
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them.
I wish someone would steal this tagline.<I DID&l

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